Jeni Decker lives on a farm in rural Michigan with her husband, two autistic sons, some chickens, the occasional pig, her dog, and an albino frog named Humbert Humbert. She has two books coming out in the fall of 2011; her memoir I Wish I Were Engulfed in Flames (Skyhorse Publishing), and Far From Happy, (PD Publishing). You can find her blatantly exploiting her children and their antics for her own literary benefit on her blog: closetspacemusings.blogspot.com

Kat Nove is a native Texan who loathes cowboy boots and would rather insert a colony of fire ants into her ear canal than listen to country western music. Her last wish is to have her ashes placed in the gas tank of her ex-husband’s most expensive vehicle. Both Westley Weasel: Private Dick and Global Swarming, co-written with Greg Crites, are available at veinarmor.com You can bitch at her on her blog: katnovian.com