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Excerpt: Amphigory Almanac “Meet Mr J” by Brandon Craig “Diddy” Jones

Screen shot 2014-01-11 at 3.28.30 PMMeet Mr. J, a mouth-breathing-barbaric-lousy-writer so self involved that he failed Astronomy 101 because he literally thinks the world revolves around him.

Parenthetically, Mr.J’s style of writing is like solving the Rubik’s Cube…color blind.
In consequence, Mr.J is to language what hemlock is to Socrates, what Pontius Pilate is to Christ, what Harvey Lee Oswald is to JFK, and what Rush Limbaugh is to credibility of Rush Limbaugh.

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